Note: For better effect, read the last line while listening to the song: Be As One 

Me: Well! There it is! The first chapter of my story!

Natsu: How come you made Erza almost beat me up? That’s cruel!

Me: Shoulda been watching what you were doing…

Natsu: IT WAS ALL ICE BOY’S FAULT!!

Gray: You wanna go flame head?!

Natsu: I’m ready when you are snowflake!!

*starts fighting*

Happy: What’s her name?

Me: You’ll find out soon. But I can tell you that she’s pretty strong.

Natsu: Aw man! What if she’s stronger than me?! Now I gotta fight her too!

Happy: You’d fight a girl?

Natsu: Why not? I fought Erza before.

Happy: Yeah, but she’s a monster!

Natsu: That’s true! And I think she’s still after me for that accident this morning! Let’s get goin’ buddy!

Happy: A-aye sir!

Natsu & Happy: Next time! The Strongest Mage Ever?!

Erza: NATSU!!

Natsu: S-She found us! Run for it Happy!

Happy:  AH!  AYE!!!